February 2012
Best friends.
They are there to be obnoxious with you…
And to listen to your stupid stories.
They know how to cheer you up…
And how to bring you down.
They know when you like someone…
Or when you need to rebuild your self esteem.
Sometimes, they can be annoying…
Or just simply embarrassing…
But they will be always there for you, forever.
If you follow this blog, you will finally achieve true and lasting happiness
FACT: When a gay man has anal sex rainbows come out of their unicorn's ass.
Upon becoming a registered gay man you are assigned a unicorn.
jealous.
Dear Brett. Were you aware of this fact?? Because that’s amazing. Also, gay men have pet unicorns?!
This will f*ck your mind →
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Amazing conversations on the drive to Calgary!!
Listening to Mulan ‘I’ll make a man out of you’
Me: ‘singing along’ I’ll take a man out of you
…. Did I just say I’ll take a man out of you?
Christina: yes I wasn’t going to say anything
Me: that’s kinda awkward. Why am I taking him out? Why am I there? Why are you with a dude? Eww are we sharing?!?!? I don’t want seconds can I go first???
This is how I effectively destroyed that movie whoops.
hahahahaha. More or less how that went down yes. Love it.
