rebecca-blacks-crocs: neilpatrickheaven: arianne—martell: Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs. wait that’s not what the black market is? fuck
pizza: rockandkrull: pizza: i don’t understand why parents say ‘i’m very disappointed in you’ like i don’t care i’m very disappointed that mcdonalds doesn’t deliver but u don’t hear me complaining about it actually in new york they deliver so whats your excuse i live in australia and im 103% sure they don’t deliver from new york to australia so whats YOUR excuse for leaving a shitty...
pornographicthursday: burgrs: i thought i left my ipod in the theater so we went back to look for it and i couldn’t see so i turned on my ipod to give me some light so i could find my ipod do u see where this is going because i did not aw lucky i wish i had two ipods
iamtonysexual: jonandtheon: jonandtheon: jonandtheon: MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN RED ASLERT I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME?? update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost He’ll be vital to your quest later,...
bulletbakas: Ain’t no friendship like a friendship where you’re either confused as siblings or gay lovers
sloth-with-a-blog: thatpsychowriter: For all of you who are worried that there might be secret mind readers in the room just try MENTALLY SCREAMING and if anyone jumps or flinches, you know you really live up to your url
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Please reblog if you like Crowley
halfhalfling: mishasmisha: This is an experiment to see how tumblr feels about Crowley Otherwise, if you don’t like crowley, reblog this post
cutiepie-cas: iamdonewiththesetwo: cutiepie-cas: Oh my god I went to the bathroom and when I came back about half of my class started saying happy birthday Amy and I am so confused like I don’t even talk to these people tumblr is the only place I announced my birthday and I’m genuinely concerned someone follows you on tumblr NO YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND IM ACTUALLY SCARED I MEAN I HAVE...
livia-carica: Today will go down in history as the day Benedict Cumberbatch took a shower.
inbox: inbox: i like mcdonalds french fries better than the burgers i actually like mcdonalds french fries better than most people